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Redneck Jokes
Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is
attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a
board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and
twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who is strolling by sees
the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "'Forty Niners'
fan saves friend from vicious animal", he starts writing in his
notebook. "But I'm not a Niners fan," the boy replies. "'Oakland
Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," says the reporter
as he writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy
says. "Then what are you?" the reporter askes. "I'm a Cowboys fan!!!"
the boy says proudly. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook
and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet!"
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