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TEXAN TOILET 
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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he
arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats
are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in
Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon
arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between
his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender
replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the
right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally
tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the
third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by
accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't
flush!"

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