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AN OUNCE OF BRAINS
Lawyer Jokes
A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large,
they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of
available brains. There's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an
ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar
of lawyer brains for the sum of $800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer
says, "This is a ripoff! How come the lawyer brains are so damned
expensive?" The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it
takes to get an ounce of brains?"
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