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Lawyer Jokes
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks.
They stopped and examined the tracks closely. The first lawyer
announced, "Those are deer tracks. It's deer season, so we should
follow the tracks and find our prey." The second lawyer
responded,"Those are clearly elk tracks, and elk are out of season.
If we follow your advice, we'll waste the day." Each attorney
believed himself to be the superior woodsmen, and they both bitterly
stuck to their guns.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

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In the elevator
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