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WHOREHOUSE TOMATOES 
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A man decides to visit a whorehouse. He is sitting in the waiting
room when he notices jars of tomatoes on the shelves. Suddenly
noticing that he is hungry, he opens a jar and precedes to devour an
entire jar. The next day he returns and eats another jar while
waiting for his prostitute. On the third day he asks a hooker where
they got those juicy tomatoes. The whore replies, "Tomatoes? Those
are last weeks abortions."

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