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JESUS AND THE REDNECK
Redneck Jokes
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across
the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The
waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup
of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and
asked,"Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded again, so the
Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, too.
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey
there sweet thang,how's about gettin' me a cold glass of RC!" He too,
looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over
there?" The waitress nodded again, so the Redneck said to give Jesus
a cold glass of RC, too.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up and danced a jig out the
door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening
up,and he raised up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of
back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and
yelled, "Hey, man, don't touch me...... I'm drawin' disability!!!!!"
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