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GOING TO GEORGIA
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AUG 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It’s so beautiful here! The
landscape is so serene and picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it
covered with snow! God’s Country. I LOVE it here.
OCT 14 Ohio is the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves are
turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange.
Went for a ride through some beautiful hills and spotted some deer.
They are so graceful. They are certainly the most peaceful animals on
Earth. This must be Paradise. I love it here!
NOV 11 Deer Season starts soon. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to
kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and
tranquillity. Hope it will snow soon......I Love it here.
DEC 02 It finally snowed last night! Woke up to find everything
blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard! We went outside and
cleaned off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball
fight (I won), and when the snow plow came by, we had to shovel the
end of the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in
perfect harmony. I Love Ohio!
DEC 12 More snow last night. I Love it! The snow plow did his trick
again (That Rascal). A Winter Wonderland......I Love it here!
DEC 19 More snow last night... Couldn’t get out of the driveway to
get to work this time! I’m exhausted from shoveling. Darn snow
plow!
DEC 22 More of that white stuff fell last night. I’ve got blisters on
my hands from all the shoveling. I think the snow plow man hides
around the corner and waits until I’m done shoveling the drive way.
CREEP!
DEC 25 "White Christmas" my busted hind-end! More snow. If I ever get
my hands on that son-of-a-b*&^#, who drives the snow plow I swear I’ll
do something drastic to the dumb %#&. Don’t know why they don’t use
more salt on the roads to melt this bloody ice.
DEC 28 MORE white stuff last night. We’ve been inside every day since
Christmas except for shoveling out the driveway after every time "SNOW
PLOW HARRY" comes by. Can’t go anywhere. The car is buried under a
mountain of white crap. The weatherman says to expect another 10"
tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?
Jan 01 HAPPY BLOODY NEW YEAR! The weatherman was wrong (again). We
got 28’ of the white stuff this time. At this rate, it won’t melt
until the Fourth of July. The snow plow got stuck up the road, and
the imbecile had the guts to come to the door and ask to borrow my
shovel. After I told him I’ve broken six shovels already, shoveling
all the stuff he put in my driveway, I broke my last one over his
head.
JAN 04 Finally got out of the house today. We went to the store to
get food, and on the way back, a d$! deer ran in front of the car and
I hit the stupid beast. Did about $3000.00 damage to the car. Those
filthy animals should be killed. Wish the hunters had shot them all
last November.
MAY 03 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the
thing is rotting out from all that salt they keep dumping on the
roads. Car looks like a piece of crap!
May 10 Moved to Georgia! I can’t imagine why anyone in their right
mind would ever want to live in that God forsaken State of Ohio!
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