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51 DAYS 
Blonde Jokes
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door
bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the
bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their
order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the
glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51
days, 51 days!" Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks
and the chanting grows."51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Two more blondes
show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51
days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a
picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture
in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin
dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while
chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" The bartender can't contain his
curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the
center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster.
When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the
blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?" The blonde
who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes
are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record
straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it
together.

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