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BOY, OFFICER & SQUIRREL 
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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and
a squirrel in the other.

"Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever yo do to that poor,
defenceless creature i shall personally do to you"

"In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"

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A Theory On Hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term:

"Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Support your answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools off when it ex...

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