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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and
a squirrel in the other.

"Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever yo do to that poor,
defenceless creature i shall personally do to you"

"In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"

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I have sinned
There once was a young woman who went to confession.
Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned."
The priest replied, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
"Last night, my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard...

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