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GREEN, PINK AND YELLOW 
Ethnic Jokes

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right
by the border fence. He pulls him out and says, "Sorry, you know the
law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican
man pleads with him, "No, noooo, Senor, I must stay in de USA!
Pleeeze!"

The border patrol agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard
for him, and says "OK, I'll let you stay if you can use three English
words in a sentence."

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The three words are: green, pink
and yellow. Now use them in one sentence."

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says,
"Hmmm, OK. The phone, it went green, green, green... I pink it up,
and sez yellow?"

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