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A LESSON IN LIFE 
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I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that
was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most
of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously
too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the
invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she
whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married
and commit my life to her daughter, shewants to make love to me just
once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So,
she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come
and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the
stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the
front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband
was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little
test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: "Always keep your condoms in your car..."

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