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POLISH SPACE VENTURE 
Ethnic Jokes
A family of four Polish people and a few of their Polish friends
decided to move to America. They settled into a middle class
neighborhood in the heart of the country. Every night since they
moved in, the neighbors of the Polish havent gotten any sleep. They
would be banging, tearing, cutting, and welding. Eventually the
neighbors got pissed off and went over to see what they were doing.
The educated Pollock spoke up "We are going to be the first humans to
go to the sun." The american replied "You idiot you can't go to the
sun, you will burn up." The Pollock thought hard about that statement
and replied "We already have that mastered, we are going to go at
night."

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