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FISH TALES 
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Pat& Mick are fishing 5 mile offshore in a 10ft Tinny when along
comes a wave & capsizes them. As they start to swim to shore a shark
attacks Paddy & bites off both his legs. Pat assures Paddy they'll be
alright so they start swimming to shore. You would not believe it the
shark comes back & bites off both of paddy's arms. Pat says to Paddy
I'll put you on my back & I'll piggyback you to shore.When Pat crawls
up onto the beach with Paddy on his back he turns & says to Paddy, I'm
completly stuffed mate, Paddy says to Pat I'm so sorry mate, but it
was the only way I could hold on.

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