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DANGEROUS GAS PUMPS
Misc. Jokes
One day these 2 aliens from outer space wanted to take over the
world. So they landed by a small gas station and one of them walked
up to a gas pump and said, "Show me your leader." The gas pump didn't
say anything. he said, "Show me your leader or I'll shoot you". Well
again the gas pump just stood there. So he pulled out his gun and
shot the gas pump and blew both of the aliens three counties back.
Well the other alien said, "You shouldn't of fucked with him man".
The other one said, "Why" The other alien replied, "Any one who can
rap there dick around themself 3 times and stick in their ear is one
bad mother fucker".
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