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A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY 
Idiots Jokes
A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine
years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll
fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig
scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She
put the scraps in his pants that night.

He woke up in the morning and went across the hall to the bathroom.
Two long hours later, he came out and stated, honey, you were right
about me farting my guts out BUT WITH THE GRACE OF THE DEAR LORD AND
THESE TWO FINGERS. I GOT THEM BACK IN THERE.

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Definitely
A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word
'definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."

The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or
black."

A second little boy says,"Trees are definitely green."

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