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FOUR WORMS AND A FUNERAL 
College & Science Jokes
Four worms were placed INTO four separate jars. The first worm was
put INTO a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put INTO a jar of
cigarette smoke. The third worm was put INTO a jar of sperm. The
fourth worm was put INTO a jar of soil.

After one day:

First worm - dead

Second worm - dead.

Third worm - dead.

Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get
worms!

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