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CEMETARY URINAL
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Two women decided to go out one evening, without their husbands,and
more importantly -- No Kids. Laughing the entire evening away and
finding that they had consumed entirely too much wine, they decided
it was time to head home.
They were about half way home when both ladies decided that they
needed to find a bathroom quick. They noticed the only place to stop
was a cemetery. A little bit scared and tipsy, they decided they'd
just have to stop there ... they couldn't wait any longer.
Stumbling off the road INTO the cemetery they soon discovered they
had no toilet paper or Kleenex but the trip being an urgent one, they
decided to 'just make do'!
The first one decided to use her panties and then discard them. The
second one had on new panties and not wanting to leave them behind,
grabbed a big ribbon FROM a floral wreath on the grave stone next to
her.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the
phone, and one of them said to the other: "You know, we'll have to
keep a closer watch on our wives ... it seems that those two were up
to no good last night. My wife came home in the wee hours without her
panties...." The other one responded: "Well, you're lucky, mine came
home with a card stuck to her butt that read, 'We will never forget
you....The Carboni Brothers.'"
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