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USEFUL THE FBI
Misc. Jokes
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is
hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descended on Billy Bob's house. They
searched the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they busted
open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They swore at Billy
Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey Billy Bob! Did the FBI
come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
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