|A grocery store employee who is canadian is working in the produce
department when a customer approaches and asks to buy half a head of
lettuce. "You can't buy just half a head, we sell them whole, eh" says
the employee. The customer responds "Go get your manager, and I'll ask
him." So the employee goes to his manager and says "Some asshole out
there wants to buy just one half of a lettuce head...", then suddenly
realizes the customer is right behind him, so he turns and gestures "and
this gentleman would like to buy the other half!"
After the customer leaves, the manager says "That was pretty sharp
thinking, where are you from?" The kid says "I'm from Canada, eh. All
that comes out of Canada are whores and hockey players!" "My wife is from
Canada!" exclaims the manager.
"Really? What team does she play for?"
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