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PAKISTAN SANDALS 
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A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small
sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent
say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop."
So the couple walked in and the shopkeeper says to them, "I have some
special sandals I tink you would be interested in. The have special power.
Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the shopkeeper claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need
them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could
sandals improve my abilities?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb." "The sandals
will prove it to you."
Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded
to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this
wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years: raw
sexual power.
In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down the man's pants and his own,
and grabbed firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs.
The Pakistani then began screaming, "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG
FEET!"

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