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THREE HONEYMOONERS 
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There was a man who had just gotten married and was spending his wedding
night with his new wife in a very posh hotel. It was to be the first time
that he had ever had sex with his partner, indeed he had never even seen
her nude.

As they were both undressing, he looked up from taking off his socks to
notice that she did in fact have very large breasts. He said as much to
her, but the poor girl, who had always had a bit of a complex about them,
got very distraught. So much so that she sent him, blanket in hand, to go
and sleep in the corridor.

The man was pretty upset at this, but, not wishing to fuel her anger
further, did as he was told. Just as he was getting off to sleep, another
man came into the corridor and joined him. The first man asked the second
why he was out there, to which the second replied that he was also on his
wedding night and had never had the pleasure of seeing his new wife's body
before either.

When she was undressing, he had complemented her on having a rather large
bum. She hadn't been impressed with his comment, and had ordered him to go
and sleep in the corridor.

It wasn't long before jilted honeymooner number three sulkily sauntered
along to join the other two.

'What's wrong with you?' Asked the first. 'Did you put your foot in it as
well?'

'No,' replied the third, 'but I bloody well could have...

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