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MICROSOFTS' SUPPORT OFFICE 
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"There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple
of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport
through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out.
So he began circling around looking for a landmark. After an hour or so, he
starts running pretty low on fuel and passengers are getting very nervous
Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with
one guy working alone, on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around,
rolls down the window, and shouts to the guy "Hey where am I? To this the
solitary office worker replies, "You are in a plane." The pilot rolls up the
window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to executes a perfect blind
landing on the runway of airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so
does the engine as the fuel has run out.

The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. "Simple" replies the
pilot, I asked the guy in the building a simple question. The answer he gave
me was 100 percent correct but absolute useless, therefore that must be the
Microsofts' support office and from there the airport is just 5 miles away."



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