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THE ITALIAN AND EMMA 
Ethnic Jokes
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and
engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores
their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears
one of the men say the following;

"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I
come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

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