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TWO HORSES 
At the Bar Jokes
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the
bartender asks, "what's the matter?" The fellow replies, "well I've got these
two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if
I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."
The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing he can
do. "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?" The man stops
crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."

A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was
before. "What's the matter now?" the bartender asks. The fellow, in no
condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses
(sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"
The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you
try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back." The fellow stops crying,
has a few drinks, and leaves. A few months later the fellow is back in the
bar. The bartender has never seen anybody in this sorry of a state.

Without the bartender even asking the fellow breaks into his problems. "I.. I
shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and... it... it... grew
back!" The bartenter, now furious at the guy's general stupidity, yells, "for
crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly
taller that the other one!" The fellow can not believe what the bartender has
said and storms out of the bar. The next day the fellow comes running back
into the bar as if he had just won the lottery. "It worked, it worked!" he
exclaims. "I measured the horses and the black one is two inches taller than
the white one!"

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