|My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found out that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned
both of its ears out and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she
wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she should go to the store and get some
"Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month. The lady goes to the
drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under
your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says, "I'm not using
it under my arms." The druggist says, "Oh. Well, if you're using it on your
legs, don't shave for a couple of days." The lady says "I'm not using it on my
legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer." The druggist
says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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