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FIRST CLASS BLONDE
Blonde Jokes
A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and
moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches
her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she
paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde
replies, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right
here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the
copilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in a first class that belongs in
economy and won't move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde
and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to
leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting
when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The
pilot says, "You say she's a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a
blonde, and I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm
sorry." and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight
attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move
without any fuss. "I told her first class isn't going to Houston."
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