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WENDY TATOO 
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There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his
wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be OK.
John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So
Wendy replied, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed
on your 'thingy'."
John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The
tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it
on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done!
As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a restroom stop
and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom and
looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect,
the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.
Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside John and John
accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he
ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed.
So John said "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too."
The guy looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?" John replied
"Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend
named Wendy?"
The black guy laughed and responded, "No mon, that tattoo says "Welcome to
Jamaica, Have a nice day."

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