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Sex Jokes
Q: What is a Yankee?
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q: What do women and condoms have in common?
A: They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.

Q: Why do men name their penis?
A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their
decisions.

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snow women?
A: Snowballs.

Q: What does a rooster have that a man wants?
A: A hard pecker.

Q: What kind of bees give milk?
A: Boo bees.

Q: What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
A: They both like a tight seal.

Q: Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?
A: If it were more, it would be Hell.

Q: What has three teeth and sixty feet?
A: The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME!

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
A: They have no balls to scratch

Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
A: About three inches.

Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One..Men will screw anything.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the
other is usedto carry groceries.

Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?
A: 'I'm sooooo drunk!'

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
A: Oh look! Doughnut seeds!

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears?
A: Her legs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull?
A: Your last blow job....ever!

Q: What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A: A Mechanic.

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