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FOLLOW YOUR DREAM 
Misc. Jokes
Follow your dream!
Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire
drill.
Take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale
a bee.

Do not walk behind me,
for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either,
just leave me the hell alone.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do
it.

Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups:
the bonbon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine group, and the
"whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is"
group.

Into every life some rain must fall.
Usually when your car windows are down.

This land is your land.
This land is my land.
So stay on your land
and get off my land

Love is like a roller coaster:
when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't
wait to throw up.

Some days it just ain't worth chewing through the leather straps.......


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