|Maria is a devout Catholic.
She gets married and has 17 children, then her husband dies.
She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her second husband.
At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin,
looks up to the heavens and says, "At last, they're finally together."
A man standing next to him asks, "Excuse me, Father. but do you mean her
and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs!"
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