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SHOPPING FOR A NEW SCOPE 
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A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle
shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope
and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the
way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the scope and starts
laughing."What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man
replies.The clerk grabs the scope from the man and looks at his house. Then
he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give
you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's
head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I
think I can do that with one shot!"


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