At the Bar Jokes
|An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you
have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the
bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately
sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then
orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to
order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low
I'll bring you a fresh cold one." The man says, "You don't understand.
I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a
vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together.
So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're
drinking together. The bartender thought that was a wonderful
tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then
one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then
ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd
just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died." The
man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."
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Little Boy's Extortion
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over,
she puts her nine year old son in the closet.
One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in
the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's
dark in here, isn't it?"
"Yes it is," the man r...