|WHAT AM I????
| WHAT AM I???
THIS IS A USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.
ITS FUNCTIONING IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.
IT IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE
AT THE OTHER.
IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT
AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING
SOUND RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY, WHITE
SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE
OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING
AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST,
READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING
TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS.........
NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
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A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word
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First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or
A second little boy says,"Trees are definitely green."