CrocJokes.com
Best Jokes
What's New?
Joke-Box Code
SEARCH JOKES:
   

CATEGORIES

  Sex
Men vs. Women
Business & Work
Blonde
Religion
Ethnic
Redneck
The Eldery
Medical
Computer
Idiots
Animals
Politic
Rude
College & Science
Little Johnny
Children
At the Bar
Lists
Sports
Lawyer
TV & Movies
Military
Riddles
Yo Mama
One Liners
Misc.


  Links
All Funny Pictures
Funny MySpace Comments
WHAT AM I???? 
Riddles Jokes
WHAT AM I???

THIS IS A USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.

ITS FUNCTIONING IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.

IT IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE
AT THE OTHER.

IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE FOUND LISTENING WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING
SOUND RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.

WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY, WHITE
SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE
OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING
SHAFT.

AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST,
READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.




WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS.........

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........








..........TOOTHBRUSH.........

What were you thinking?

You PERVERT!


NEW! Click the "Comment" button below to post to several friends at once

7.5 with 121 votes
please rate this joke :
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
lousy average awesome!

Random Joke
No American Jobs

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN
JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking,
he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a
dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and tennis shoes (MADE IN ...

CrocJokes.com - The joke is out there

To contact email "webmaster" at this domain