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CRAZY MIKE
Sex Jokes
Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three
girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny.....keep me
potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and
takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra
Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!"
So Crazy Mike says, "You better give me 3 boxes since there will be 3
girls to please!"
The next day, Crazy Mike goes into the same pharmacy, walks right to the
same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror
as he notices the Crazy Mike's penis is black and blue with the skin
hanging off in some places. Crazy Mike says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben
Gay."
The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?!?!?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on
your penis while it's in that condition?" Crazy Mike says, "No, it's
for my arms, the girls didn't show up."
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