|A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts
the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth and place my
genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
He will then open his mouth and I will remove my unit unscathed. In return
for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open
The alligator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute,
the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of
its head. The alligator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks
was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay
anyone 100 dollars who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the
crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde
timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the
head with the beer bottle..."
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Little Boy's Extortion
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over,
she puts her nine year old son in the closet.
One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in
the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's
dark in here, isn't it?"
"Yes it is," the man r...