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CLEVER BLONDE? 
Blonde Jokes
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks
and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
such a loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce
parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out,
and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An
employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a multimillionare. What
puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for
two weeks for 15 bucks?"

Moral of the story:

Watch out for those brunette's who dye their hair blonde!-)


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