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Blonde Jokes
Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to
a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed
her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes
closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who
had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to
the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that
Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury
biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that
sounded like a gunshot, and the wad
of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to
find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her
brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to
hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to
her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.


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