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THE NURSING HOME 
The Eldery Jokes
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing
home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set
her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK,
but after a while she slowly starts to fall over sideways in her chair. Two
attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again
she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The
nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all
morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her
new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" They ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart"



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