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NURSE NANCY
Medical Jokes
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse
Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does
everything absolutely backwards.
Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine
every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near
died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her
to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24
enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. "Oh
my God!", said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to
prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
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