|A man goes to his doctor and says "I don't think my wife's hearing is as
good as it used to be, what should I do?"
The doctor replies: "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife
is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask
her a question, if she doesn't respond keep moving closer asking the
question until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen
feet behind her and says "What's for dinner, honey?"
He moves to ten feet behind her and asks again, no response.
Five feet, no answer.
Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "honey, what's for
She says, "for the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!"
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