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THE BLUE-PLATE SPECIAL 
Sports Jokes
A man and his wife attended a bullfight while vacationing in Mexico. The
bull, as is normal, was killed afterward.
Seeing throngs of people going into a restaurant outside the arena, they
decided to try it. This many people must mean it was REALLY good!
Inside they noticed waiters carrying huge, covered trays on their
shoulders, which, when they got to the customer, they would swing down
and uncover, showing two bigs balls of lean meat, much to the delight
of the patron.
"What are they all having?" asked the man when the waiter arrived at
their table. "Why, that's the blue-plate special. Those are bull's
balls. We don't waste any of the meat after the bull is killed." Well,
I'll try that.
A while later, the waiter returned with a large tray on his shoulder.
Swinging it down in front of the man, he uncovered two small balls of
meat.
The man looked down at his plate, then over at another customer's plate
and then called the waiter back over to the table.
"What is THIS?" The man demanded. "Look at how much meat HE got compared
to the little I got". "Well", the waiter replied..."sometimes the BULL
wins!"

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Give 103%
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How about achieving 103%?
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