|GOLF WITH THE POPE
One day a man named Bob was playing a round of golf with the Pope. On
the first hole,Bob hits the ball into a sand trap "Damn, I missed."
says Bob. The Pope says,"you shouldn't say that it is bad.
Later on in the day on the ninth hole Bob hits the ball into the
water. "Damn, I missed." says Bob again. The Pope says, "Don't say
that, next time you do, God will strike you down with a lightning
Close to the end of the day on the last hole, Bob hits it an inch
short of the hole. "Damn, I missed." says Bob once again. The Pope
looks into the sky as the clouds start to split apart. Then a
lightning bolt comes down from heaven, striking and killing the Pope.
God's voice echos, "Damn, I missed."
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Pround Blonde Student
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only
count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9,
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, i...