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GOLF WITH THE POPE 
Religion Jokes

One day a man named Bob was playing a round of golf with the Pope. On
the first hole,Bob hits the ball into a sand trap "Damn, I missed."
says Bob. The Pope says,"you shouldn't say that it is bad.

Later on in the day on the ninth hole Bob hits the ball into the
water. "Damn, I missed." says Bob again. The Pope says, "Don't say
that, next time you do, God will strike you down with a lightning
bolt."

Close to the end of the day on the last hole, Bob hits it an inch
short of the hole. "Damn, I missed." says Bob once again. The Pope
looks into the sky as the clouds start to split apart. Then a
lightning bolt comes down from heaven, striking and killing the Pope.
God's voice echos, "Damn, I missed."

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