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Ball..." think the vowels are E..I..E..I..O. think those yellow traffic signs that say "Slow children at
play" means the kids in the area are not too bright. think your IQ is the number of coons you shot out of season. use a 55 Chevy as a guest house. use a pig for a garbage disposal. use the O on a stop sign to sight your new rifle. use the same tree your dog does! use your fishing license as a form of I.D. wake up the day after your wedding to find your sister next to
you. wake up with chocolate in your ears after spending the night
in a fine hotel. watch "The Dukes Of Hazzard" and have to find someone to
explain it to you. watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. were conceived, born and taught on a pool table. were shooting pool when any of your children were born! were shooting pool when your kids were born. won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the
car.'re 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party.'re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it
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your sister's honor.'ve ever entered yourself in a "Howdy Doody Look-alike"
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present.'ve ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.'ve ever hitchhiked naked,'ve ever made change in the offering plate.

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