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MENTAL HOSPITAL HERO
Medical Jokes
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were
walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep
end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save
him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be
mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have
good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since
you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've
regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself
with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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